Tuesday, June 6, 2023

Jokes for my kids

My kids like to grown at my "bad dad" jokes. I come up with quite a few but I tend to quickly forget them before sharing.  I hope to capture many of the jokes here so they can be shared later.

  • What did the sheep say when a pig told them that all the cows got stuck in the mud by the pond?
    • The sheep said that is a "Cow-tastrophe".
  • What did the carrot say to the mature green onion when it saw containers of new onions?
    • You should be proud of your bunches of "bunches of [baby] onions"!

Here are my Chick-fil-a jokes from some time ago.

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