I find so much fun making jokes with the person wandering around in the cow outfit at our local Chick-fil-a. My kids groan when we are there and the cow is roaming because they know what I MUST do. I really don't know why they think the jokes are cheesy.. :)
Howdy cow friend; do you like music? I really like to listen to Moooszart.
What is your favorite moovie?
Did you study Mooossolini in your history class?
When my children are not feeling well, they milk it for all it is worth.
How about a hug out of udderly love?
If you want a cow glare, you can do the: "You are working really hard, do you have a steak in the business?"
Kid: "I want chicken nuggets! "
me: "I don't have a beef with that."
Some days we are just a bit off and act moooody.
When we start talking about various illnesses and such, the kids just can't stomach it.
Cud I have a shake please?
When I nearly backed into the ditch, the family about had a cow.
You are really a-grazing!
Brother, cud you spare a dime?
worker: Sorry, we are out of unsweet tea.
me: Are you sear-ious!
Another one good for a glare: Can I get calf a sandwitch?
Occasionally, the kids cud use a good tanning of their hides for sear-ious misbehavior.
I need calf-inated coffee in the morning!
Heiffer-got to tie his shoe.
Giving the cow some spare change: Cow tipping
You're quiet, cow got your tongue?
You're panting, have you been hoofing it?
I know I forgot a bunch of them now. I guess I should start writing these down quicker instead of sitting around and chewing the cud with folks.
Will hopefully remember some more and update later.
Hope you found these aMOOsing!
May God bless your day.
Scott
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