I have pulled a muscle or three.
My mother asked 'How could that be'?
After getting a sprain,
I still felt right as rain,
until I ran into the tree.
The tree was extremely tall,
but I was just having a ball.
The branches went 'creak',
and then I went 'EEK!',
because I had started to fall.
I fell into one of our ditches.
Poison ivy went all up my britches.
After unloading that batch,
I started to scratch.
Somebody make this stop, it itches!
I took one of the neighborhood cats,
away from catching some rats.
I got it to scratch me,
which made me say 'ouchie!',
when I got attacked by the bats.
The bats dropped down busloads of poo.
All that I could do was say 'eww'.
I then ran away,
to where I could stay.
And now I am talking to you.
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